- 1. You are walking down the street and see a glove on the ground. Do you…
Take a picture and put it online
Ignore the glove, it’s not really your style anyway
Pick it up and put it in your pocket and maybe write a movie called “The Lost Glove”
Think, “hey this is made of cotton just like me!”
Draw a picture of two gloves in love
- 2. Choose a color
- 3. What is your favorite food?
Don’t have a mouth to eat with
That information is private
- 4. Pick a movie
- 5. You have a bad cold, what do you do?
Take dayquil and go to work. COLD SHMOLD.
Not move from the couch until it’s gone.
Write a rap song about your cold.
Collect your mucus
No one needs to know. Just keep living.
- 6. It’s your birthday. How will you celebrate?
Enjoy dinner at a nice restaurant with your family.
Go to the club and get cray.
Take a trip with your friends.
Stay home and do nothing.
Oh it was your birthday? You didn’t even realize.
- 7. How do you feel about facial hair?
Love it. Goatee, moustache, beard, you name it I love it.
I can’t grow it.
As long as it’s soft I don’t care.
No one needs to see my face.
Not really into it. Don’t want to cover up this face.
- 8. What’s your life motto?
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Don’t make mountains out of mole hills
Just don’t get caught.
Life man/ I got no game plan/ just livin’ every day/ making money, getting paid
If you fall, dust yourself off and try again
- 9. What do you see?
- 10. What’s your favorite internet lingo?
I don’t use these types of abbreviations.
Any sort of pun is great
I don’t even own a computer
- 11. Pick a photo
- 12. What is one thing you can’t live without?
A pen and paper
What Hanks Are You?
You are Tom Hanks! You love a good mustache. Maybe you are a dad. Maybe you aren’t. You are super cool and spontaneous. Always down to have fun.
You are Colin Hanks! If this was a horoscope it would say you have good things coming to you. You are probably the favorite child.
No relation to the Hanks family, but congrats!
Chester M. Hanks AKA Chet Haze
You are rap master, coolest dude in town fo’ sho. Your closet is probably full of tank tops.
You are this hanky. How are you even reading this, you’re a piece of cloth.